Saturday, February 21, 2009

mind games

hello.

my name is david.

i have the ability to read people's minds (in person of course) with 30% accuracy.

i have also been trying to teleport...no luck yet.


i feel i could type anything in this blog, even things about murder, theft, embezzlement..you know..."law-breaking"... and it wouldn't matter because i am 95% sure that no one (including the government & "law-enforcers") reads it or at least no more than 2 people come across it a month and those unfortunate 2 would be very unimportant people. (if you are one of the 2 right now, then i'm sorry.)

i am also currently working on dropping the habit of sleeping...i don't think i need it.

goodbye.

1 comment:

Kasey said...

teleportion is a bad idea. . . trust me