my name is david.
i have the ability to read people's minds (in person of course) with 30% accuracy.
i have also been trying to teleport...no luck yet.
i feel i could type anything in this blog, even things about murder, theft, embezzlement..you know..."law-breaking"... and it wouldn't matter because i am 95% sure that no one (including the government & "law-enforcers") reads it or at least no more than 2 people come across it a month and those unfortunate 2 would be very unimportant people. (if you are one of the 2 right now, then i'm sorry.)
i am also currently working on dropping the habit of sleeping...i don't think i need it.